"Chal peene" are your favourite two words. So much so, that you say it every time you get screwed in a test or a presentation. Basically, everyday
In case you are an engineer, when you got admission your friends were
most excited about the awesome DU girls you will get to meet.
You love to move about in IIM-L Tshirts, Sweat shirts etc. You have
such a huge collection that you hardly have any other clothes.
In case you came into IIM-L single, you are still single.
If you were committed when you came to IIM-L, you are still committed
but the object (guy/girl) has changed.
In the first year, you felt the whole Internet, infrastructure, mess
and the entire system sucks. When you entered the second year, you realized
that status quo is the best way to move forward.
You hate the PGP office with more vengeance than Thakur hated Gabbar or
Harry hated Voldemort.
You have spammed more than once in your life. And have also shown
disgust at somebody else’s spam.
You free-ride most of the time and yet bitch about other people in the
group freeriding.
You are convinced that Not Just
Tea's food is much better than GNB’s
and GNB inflates canteen bills.
Or Vice Versa. Although there is no
evidence to prove the same.
You realize some things need to be changed. But when they do, you
create a furore and dare the person who changed them.
You have not seen the cover of most of the books of the subject you
have already passed with a decent grade.
Your favourite game is “Candy Crush Saga".
You participate in every damn college competition. Even if it is an
operations or an HR game and you are a hardcore finance person.
You do social work to build up CV points. In fact, you believe that the
very reason for human existence is "collection of CV points”.
You are an absolute stud at Googling and can unearth reports from
Scribd, Management Paradise etc on any topic without even batting an eyelid.
Also, you know how to fool Turnitin.
You are terrified of QAM-3 even though you had aced the very same
concepts during engineering.
Your most often visited websites are Wikipedia, SlideShare and
Facebook.
You feel that Gupta Ji is the
most important person on campus, particularly at the end of a gruelling week.
No matter how busy you are, you will definitely find time to read such
silly attempts of your batch-mates.
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