Here It Goes...
Mahesh Bhatt film
Man: Sonia, I remember how as a child, I saw my dad leaving my poor mom for another $lut. I wouldn't let the same happen to our kids
Woman: Oh Kabir, for raising kids we need money Let us figure out how to bump off my impotent husband, so that we have all his wealth.
Sooraj Barjatya film:
Woman: Now that we are united as one body one soul, I feel so much like a woman, Prem.
Man: Suman, I am so happy, I want to tell everyone: Sunita bhabhi, vinod bhaiya, chachoo, munna, my naukar Manohar, my doggie Tuffi. We should have a grand wedding.
Abbas Mustan movie:
Man: Save your moves for tomorrow darling, Sophia. you have to seduce my bro and throw him down from the roof-top of this building.
Woman: Why dont we toast to that, Ranvir? I will get something to drink(thinks 'to ur death')
Madhur Bhandarkar film:
Woman: Sir, now will I get partnership in your company?
Man: Yes, why not, Meghna? I already have you as a sleeping partner.
Raj Kumar Santoshi film:
Man: The whole system is a problem, Varsha. I need to change the entire system now.
Woman: Yes, Ajay. Only the naked and hungry people like us realize the importance of change!
Rakesh Roshan film:
Woman: Oh that was so good, my dear Rohit. I feel I am born again
Man: Me too, Sonia..I am reincarnated. I am Raj.
Farhan Akhtar film
Man: Oh Shalini,we have made love after so many years, feels like yesterday
Woman: Yeah Akash, I remember your friends, they were good too!
Sanjay Leela Bhansali film
Woman: Uhhh..wwwww..wuuuuuuu..wwwww...www..
Boy: You may be dumb Michelle, but you play the organ so well.
JP Dutta film
Man: Why did I feel like I was in a battlefield, Kamla?Woman: Because my dear captain Dharam Veer Singh, there was blood,sweat,grime,abuses and yes, you shot pretty well
Subash Ghai film
Man: Ganga, let me show you our culture-mystical, mesmerzing and musical
Woman: Oh no Arjun, you aren't playing the kamasutra video again, are you?
Ram Gopal Verma film
Man: You are such an animal Swati. You appeared like a woman possessed, some time ago.
Woman: You are right, Vishal. I am a woman possessed.
Karan Johar film
Woman: Dev, All you think about is your family? What about my family?
Man: I have already started working on it Maya, haven't I?
Yash Raj film
Woman: Hmm Rahul.. I want to know if it is really love or are we friends?
Man: Depends, Pooja ..If you kick me back to bed, hop over me and go for a wash, then we are friends, but if you let me go first, then you are in love.
