\For the past few days,I've got myself involved in a war of pick up lines with one of my dearest dearies,and we are getting rather good(read shameless) at it.Evil,Narcissist and crazy Guncha Sharma and Level headed ME present "20 awesome pickup lines" ranging from cute to cheesy to downright lame,taken from various sources on the good old Internet.Hope you enjoy them.
20. You must be at the wrong place-The Miss Universe contest is over there.
19. Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
18. When God made you, he was showing off.
17. Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
16. You shouldn't wear makeup.It's messing with perfection!
15. Smoking is hazardous to my health,and baby,you're killing me!
14. If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
13. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
12. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
11. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
10. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
09. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
08. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
07. People call me Mayank,but you can call me tonight.
06. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
05. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it!!
04. If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
03. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
02. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
01. Be unique and different, just say yes.
Cheers.
PS:Do not try any of these on a real girl,please.I would not want my readers subjected to any kind of physical harm
