Bear with me..I've gone crazy..
TAKE 1.BANDRA WORLI SEA LINK
Phewwww...Finally the Bandra-Worli Sea-link has opened to the public..Our Al-Qaeda and Lashkar-e-toiba brethren are really elated by this news and want to thank erstwhile(dumped)minister Shivraj Patil for this great great convenience that he has caused them.Apparently,they now have to travel 35 minutes less while travelling from Bandra to Worli to blow up random buildings,random people randomly.They have declared they will use the sea-link route to blow up some-place in Bandra or Worli or blow up the god-damn bridge itself,saving 40 or so minutes of their valuable time to shoot people elsewhere.The toll tax would have been a problem,but ISI with its coffers flowing with millions of fake currency,as always comes to their aid.Jai Shivraj Patil...Jai Maharashtra.
TAKE 2.UNEMPLOYMENT
The chief reason for unemployment in our country is????????????????????????????????????
Absolutely right..It's Kasab..Because of him this guy lost his job..
and this guy......
And this guy.................
AND FINALLY...... THIS GUY-LOST HIS SENSES.
So,the root cause of unemployment is indeed,Kasab..Kudos....
TAKE 3.WHO KILLED MICHAEL JACKSON??????????
Well,It's all quite logical actually..Dosen't take a CID to figure it out..It takes NOIDA POLICE.
NOIDA police has conducted its preliminary investigation and revealed that the cause of MJ’s death is a fiendish creature called: MAYAWATI
The NOIDA police theory is based on the following considerations:
1.Mayawati considered Jackson an enemy because MJ liked to erect his statues but Mayawati is also obsessed with erecting statues.Both parties went to the same statue maker. MJ due to his celebritydom was always given the first preference which irritated Mayawati. She thus got rid of the competition by attacking MJ.
2.Mayawati still blames MJ for stealing her dance moves.
3.MJ is connected to Mulayam Singh because Amar Singh knows Amitabh Bachchan who knows Anil Ambani who owns Dreamworks Studios which has produced many films whose original soundtrack has featured songs by Michael Jackson.
4.Since MJ is a foreign national who is not a policeman in UP, he cannot be transferred thus he can only be eliminated.5.Michael Jackson loved Mahatma Gandhi,Mayawati does not.
These are just a few reasons why Mayawati killed Michael Jackson according to NOIDA police.
If you live in a world inhabited by Mayawati, NOIDA police, terrorists, recession, depression, crime and poverty. You are indeed better off dead than alive.
TAKE 4-WHICH LOOK IS SEXIER(IN CASE YOU NOTICED)
That's it folks.
AN EMPTY MIND FOR SURE IS A LOON'S WORKSHOP,for conjuring up ultra-fartish thoughts like these,I DEMAND apologies.
